Thunder sack is when a man is sitting down, and blows ass so hard it rumbles his balls.
I was sitting on the couch the other day, and made a nice thunder sack.
When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.
Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?
No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.
Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.
She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.
Titties so spectacular you can almost hear thunder clap when you see them
Get a look at Alis thunder titties damn they were so perfect I heard a thunder clap from miles away
When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.
My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.
Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.
Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.
Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."
Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."
when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard
Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.