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The Tip Continuum is the ethereal construct of the nature of wealth which flows through the food service nexium. Controlled by The Waiter Gods who attempt to insure the just and decent distribution of wealth to all who lay their gratuities at their table cloth drapped alter. The Tip Continuum is subject to many variables, chaos math, and Health Department inspections. As such it occasionally can be thrown, seemingly out of balance by forces beyond human comprehension.
The New Hooters down the street had created a strong disturbance in the Tip Continuum.
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1. To do something spontaneously.
2. (On the) To do something without planning at that moment.
We decided to go get beer and drink all day, on the spont tip.
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a form of greeting or agreement or congratulations in which one person wiggles their fingertips onto another person finger tips similar to a high five or any other form of hand on hand communication.
"gimmie finger tips on that home boy."
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excellent,perfect,extremely good
Even though our house is in tip-top condition, we're having problems selling it.
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A helpful piece of information or advice that may be generally unknown or secret. Originated in GamePro video game magazine.
"Oh, you have Professor McGee? Pro Tip: don't say anything bad about gay marriage in her class; she's a lesbian."
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Mythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons:
1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill.
2. Cows are quite heavy.
3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying.
Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own.
Yee-haw! We gonna' treat you right, city slickers, with some good ol' fashioned cow-tippin' tonight! Finish yer beers and let's go git 'em!
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There was a time. A time before planking. A time when the local top-hat reigned supreme. Before Tim Tebow was a glimmer in his parents' eye. A time known as the Age of Hat Tipping. It hearkens back to the days when all a man had to do was reach up and give his hat a slight tip. Whether this be in a photograph or to a friend on the other side of the street was of no concern. In a world of technology and confusion, we need something simple to remind us of the days of old. Something to restore our faith in fellow men and women alike. We need hat tipping.
Dude 1 "Hey guys, let's go planking!"
Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"
Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."
Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."
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