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1. a impotent man
2. a flaccid penis
3. a stupid or useless person
4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe
He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.
A great place to pick up hot Canadian chicks.
John met Amy at Canadian Tire while he was getting his car fixed, and couldn't wait to bang her.
A prank where you step on the back of somebody's shoe and make it fall off.
Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.
I flat tired this kid and we started playing monkey in the middle with his shoe.
A lame excuse used by some for getting out of spending time with girls.
"I can't play Halo, I'm too tired."
The huge roll of fat that often times drapes off of a woman's frame because she is so fucking fat and/or drinks to much beer/eats too much pizza, tacos, enchiladas, pasta, or cake. It can be best seen on college girls wearing tight shirts which they intend on showing off their "hot bod," but actually end up showing some nasty flab going about the entire circumfrence of their mid section, or at this point more like mid country they can be so large .....
"Whenever Kara sits in a bathing suit she covers her stomach because she doesnt want guys to see that she actually has a humongous spare tire."
When the human waste comes out too soon and leaves a brown "track-like" looking shitstain on the inside of your momma's panties. It can also be found on the inside of a toilet bowl when your bastard, son-of-a-bitch brother drops the bomb.
Son: Daddy what are the brown marks on mommy's underwear?
Dad: Wow your a dumbfuck, those are your mother's shitstain tire tracks.
When you stay out late the night before you have to wake up early to go to work. Half way through your work day you get a headache due to lack of sleep. You're also worthless at work because are just too tired to focus.
Example:
Co-worker1: Hey, what's up with Lorie today?
Co-worker2: She looks like she has another one of those, "tired headaches".