A Fag Hag for Mature Aged Gays (MAG)
TJ loved her older gays, so much so she is known as the biggest Mag Hag on Oxford Street.
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A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
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A gay guy's best female friend, who secretly hopes for the gay friend to fall in love with her. This is usually canalized through playful flirting and jokes about becoming a couple.
Grace was Will's flirt hag in the show "Will and Grace"
Guy: "Look flirt hag! stop messing with my boyfriend"
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A woman who has a fetish for farmers and farming.
βLovelorn urbanites are flocking to the farmstands with more on their minds than mizuna salad. For a segment of the concrete jungleβs nature- and love-deprived populace, greenmarket farmers are doused more with pheromones than pesticides... Careful out there, prowlers, lest you get a rep as an ag hag.β βNew York Observer, 4/17/13
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A person you don't like and despise, usually they look like Hot Garbage and they're very ragity with a stench like no other.
Kennedys Grandma
Oliver: damn who's that stank hoe awake at 3:30AM
Cartman: Bro it's the night hag
Oliver: Ragity hoe
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This shameless person attends morning/afternoon teas at the organisation where they work regardless of whether they know the organiser/recipient or not.
Dave: Hey guys, tea party on level 4!
Jim: Who's is it?
Dave: Who cares?
Jim: You're a tea hag!
Dave: They're the reason why I work here!
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Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.
Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff
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