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The Opposite of a "Boyfriend Dick". Vacation dick can be defined as a dick that is too big for everyday sex, but is a fun size on vacations and special occasions.
Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.
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The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.
My vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job.
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A VR Gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweweeweqwerefawawfaefsegsbcnhjmgu,humbug
I Play Vacation Simulator I Want Job Simulator
Ok I Will Give
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Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick
Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
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The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.
The boyfriend dick just got too boring I had to take a break and get some vacation dick.
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A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.
*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"
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A huge dick, but so big you wouldn't want to be taking it regularly/long term. Opposite of boyfriend dick.
"OMG when i was in Ibiza i hooked up with a guy called Marco and OMG he had such a vacation dick."
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