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A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.
Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!
Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!
boyfriend dick
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The Opposite of a "Boyfriend Dick". Vacation dick can be defined as a dick that is too big for everyday sex, but is a fun size on vacations and special occasions.
Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.
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I Play Vacation Simulator I Want Job Simulator
Ok I Will Give
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Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick
Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
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The two week period the CDC confines you to your home after you return from Spring Break in an exotic locale
First I went to Cabo, then me and my girl got caught up on our Netflix during our corona vacation
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Usually an annoying person who:
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.
2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
Joe: Hey, I heard Alfred followed you to the Bahamas.
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.
Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
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The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.
The boyfriend dick just got too boring I had to take a break and get some vacation dick.
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