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Someone who doesn't eat and/or use anything from the animal kingdom (except humans). Some vegans are dietary only, just for health reasons only. Some are ethical, which are people that not only eat vegan, but do vegan, wear vegan and live vegan.
Some vegans are endorsers of animal rights groups, like PETA, in which I fucking hate. But some aren't endorsers of any animal rights group, which is perfectly fine.
Vegans, if we are herbivores, try eating grass. 99.694201337% of the time when you eat it, you'll vomit. And also, try eating tree leaves RAW. Herbivores have a PLEASURE to eat raw grass/raw tree leaves. We only eat certain types of leaves like lettuce, kale and spinach.
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The process of becoming a member of a backwards society known as the vegans. It is the equivalent of chemical castration in men.
Dude whats been going on with you? You look all weak and frail and you've slowly been dumbing down.
I've been going through veganation.
You poor bastard, let me put you out of your misery.
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A vegan is a person of higher superiority. When they walk or as some people notice glide a row of lush green vegetables will grow instantaneously in there wake. While they are very bitter on cruelty to animals, most actually enjoy the odd cock fight or running of the bulls. A recent online study has shown that 89% masturbate to animals being whipped or beaten in some way and use vegetables or leafy substitutes to help the orgasms intensify, this is generally why vegans use this diet as an escape goat for there nasty behaviors. They are obviously transcendence of a greater race. But over all if you do come across one of these interesting human beings, be weary as there utter depressive state will cause gastronomical health issues as in: vision loss, liver, heart or bladder failure, acute pain in the lower abdomen, imploding of brain and muscle spasms, intense vomiting followed by diarrhea and the worst of the bunch a flesh eating bacteria.
On all they are an interesting bunch and as they dont like animal cruelty, human beings are open season. you have been warned you better be prepared but most of all just stay the hell away from em!
Joe: Wow Janet do you see that vegan over there munching in the grass?..
Janet: NO NO NO JOE DON'T GET TO CLOSE! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE NEWS!!!
Joe: Arghhh I can't see! help me janet help me!
Janet: nah f*** that you're on yah own!! LEG IT!!
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Somebody who stopped aging when they were 6.
Vegan: meat is murderer!
Guy: you stupid vegan, start aging you fucking 6 year old.
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Vegan is a person who is a virgin. "The no meat diet"
"Yo Kat! You are my vegan buddy"
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A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.
I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.
The vegan teacher Tells people to be vegan or they go to hell
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