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To nourish, encourage and be a cheerleader for your male partner, friend or colleague because you are a woman and it is your job to make him feel like the king he is
Boss tells at Jake.
Jake is upset.
Sandra notices Jake is upset and immediately hangs up her call with the client, pulls chair next to Jake and starts a session of verbal breastfeeding.
Jake has regained his confidence and feels like a big boy who can take on the boss.
Multiple intense, energetic, positive, usually loud conversations happening at one time.
The dinner table was covered in verbal confetti when the whole family was gathered around eating.
A blatant act of bignoting oneself in order to compensate for a personal feeling of inadequacy or lack of confidence. A reference to the pharmaceutical drug, Viagra, which may be used to compensate for a physical inadequacy.
He was the centre of attention, but others could see through his verbal Viagra.
When a group of people speaking directly to you or in close proximity to you about something you could care less about or something that’s stupid and you don’t want to hear, but because of your situation you are forced to listen.
1. Those guys at the bar talking loudly about politics totally verbal bukkake’d me!
2. My boss caught me at the door and after 20 minutes of him telling me about why I wasn't wearing my uniform correctly, I just felt verbally bukkake’d
Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.
Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."
Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
gives someone a smartass comment; a zinger
Kenny: I have a headache!
Dawn: If I had a head like that, it'd ache too!
Touche! Verbal Wedgie complete!
When you don't really want to engage with someone who is telling the same story for the 100th time so you reply with variations of 'Yeah' or 'Dang', 'Wow', 'OMG'. Because you don't want to be rude.
Did Jim tell you that story of when he met Freddy Kruger at that convention, AGAIN?!
Oh yea, but I just went on verbal autopilot during the story.