To whoop someones ass at anything. Or being better at something than someone else.
You race someone and win. Then you WAX FUX
You beat someone at beer pong. You WAX FUX
The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.
"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.
Damn dude, you stank like bitch wax.
Something ed sheeran puts on his ginger hair
VO5 wax for my ginger hair
"wax museum" can be used as a metaphor for the past, memories, or nostalgic events
I just can't get over my past marriage, feels like I'm living in a wax museum.
Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.
"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."
When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up
That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer