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wax fux

To whoop someones ass at anything. Or being better at something than someone else.

You race someone and win. Then you WAX FUX
You beat someone at beer pong. You WAX FUX

by The J Gunner June 16, 2008


Soldier wax

The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.

"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."

by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015


bitch wax

A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.

Damn dude, you stank like bitch wax.

by bitch12hoe April 9, 2015


VO5 wax

Something ed sheeran puts on his ginger hair

VO5 wax for my ginger hair

by 22girl December 12, 2017


wax museum

"wax museum" can be used as a metaphor for the past, memories, or nostalgic events

I just can't get over my past marriage, feels like I'm living in a wax museum.

by The Wildcard January 6, 2014


shrek wax

Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.

"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."

by Redddd071 October 15, 2017


Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

by MineEng November 6, 2017