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Soldier wax

The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.

"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."

by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015


bitch wax

A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.

Damn dude, you stank like bitch wax.

by bitch12hoe April 9, 2015


VO5 wax

Something ed sheeran puts on his ginger hair

VO5 wax for my ginger hair

by 22girl December 12, 2017


wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer

Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"

by Quitopher June 5, 2017


Snack'n Wax

Wax which is retrieved from your dogs ear with your finger and then offered to him/her as a treat.

My dog, Codie Blue, loves snack'n wax as a treat

by BubberM June 21, 2011


Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.

Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!

by Whudunnit June 1, 2015


wax dancing

Dancing on a wax floor. Sometimes people will put talcum or some other kind of slick substance, like wax, on a floor to minimize friction and allow shufflers to move around without much resistance. One can also put the given substance on the bottoms of their shoes.

If it wasn't for the idea of wax dancing, doing the moonwalk on that floor would be rather difficult.

by mr dude February 21, 2007