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n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.
Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?
Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.
Bill: God rest his soul.
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A snake who likes soda and snatching weaves. Some Mod or another... I dunno.. what are we talking about again?
LuzKlarita can kick Weave Snatching Soda Snake's bum.
Panicky movement around unfamiliar genitalia when one's contact lens speeds away through a trough-flow
Witnessed at a gig in North London. There were perhaps eight guys pissing and others waiting behind them. Semi-blind, my friend unexpectedly became intimate with the majority of them. He didn't so much weave as wave his arms about very oddly - and any touch of his did not receive affection.
Fortunately, after all the unintentional cock-play, he found what he had really been looking for. What had bounced out so spectacularly was now resting dimly by the drain. His hands went in without a moment's thought as I waited for the punters to turn really nasty. After all, they weren't exactly in town that night for some weird vogueing below their bollocks.
But all the dark stares were replaced by total disbelief when my friend put the lens back in unwashed. And then there was his tour-de-force - a sudden skid at the exit and a lightning reaction that just stopped him from landing tits upwards. I scarpered. I can't even remember what band was playing that night and, even in nightmares, I find it hard to see them.
But I guess that I generally think of them as bathed in yellow and in my mind they have black eyes for some reason. There is a lot of jerky movement and much falling about in the confusion - and, well, what could all that be I have to wonder? Fuck me, I think they are doing a one-eyed dick-weave dance - let me out of here at this point - let me out. Of course, we used to go to a lot of gigs then but since my illness I've not got out very often.
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen shanice at the store yesterday.
Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
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A girl who goes to a high school located in Plano
Very loud and often annoying
Is interested in Fall Out Boy, Paramore and other mainstream "alternative" bands
Often characterized by the her choice to Have a bright orange weave which is unnatural for those with that skin shade
Very poetic and creative
Orange Weave Girl aka "OWG": O my freakin gosh I just love paramore they are like my life *jumping up and down like a deranged animal*
Hot Boy: Calm the fuck down!!!!
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Black girls can't scratch their weave cause it would mess up their tracks. so they have to tap it. this is a black girl weave tap. BGWT.
You see that alapesha at the back of the bus, she just did a black girl weave tap, her weave must be itchy man
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hilarious euphemism for masturbation
too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt
the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving
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