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A French bazooka is the act of taking a French bread stick, cutting both ends off and inserting it into the anus of a willing participant that is suffering from diarrhoea, the participant then proceeds to then deficate in an explosive manner shooting excrement out of the bread stick.
Ahh man, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me the best French bazooka I've ever had.
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The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.
Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
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A misnomer for the Horn in F or F Horn; this instrument plays in the key of F and was invented in Germany. However, it was mistakenly called the "French Horn". The International Horn Society has declared the official name of this instrument to be the Horn.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.
Barry Tuckwell plays the Horn.
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A laugh that comes deep within and sounds like "ah hoh hoh hoh." Contrary to Santa's laugh, this is more to make fun of others with.
From the Simpsons
Lisa: Oh no, I'm at the wrong school! (at a french school)
Students: hahhaha
Teacher: En Francais!
Students: A hoh hoh hoh hoh! (French Laugh)
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Whenever France goes to what they call "war". They always pussy out in the middle of the war and become the winning nations ass slave until the US goes to help them.
France has been through so many of these so called "wars", and in every case it was just one French Execution to another.
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1. Mostly consists of Quebec.
2.
"Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land. the other canada is hardly canada, if you lived here for a day you' d understand.
Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best canada in the land, the other Canada, is a bullshit canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.
you'd understand
i think you'd understand.
I went to Quebec over the weekend.
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I've noticed that the French seem to take pride in their work. Great, I as an American take pride in my work too. But you cant say the French helped build America, as we Americans killed the occasional Frenchman trying to take over our 13 original colonies. So we werent all fine and dandy during America's start. And also, we as Americans helped the French out a lot during their time, (such as war), of need and are still great trading partners with the French. But I dont really see the French helping back in modern times. America helped you during WW1 and WW2 but once we Americans get in trouble with Iraq, the French back out. Thanks for the great help. And dont say you give us weopons. We dont use them because well . . . they suck. Most jam after one or two shots literaly. I'm not saying our weopons are perfect, some of them blow up in our faces. But we admit it. So average french guy = Nice, kind hearted, a little shaky around Americans. No reason to be. We're fair people.
Frenchman The French French French Guy
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