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A fat Schlong with a Christmas hat on.
This year I’m gonna give my friend my Christmas worm
Girl: Damn girl, you got shit dick.
Guy: Nah, this is a truffle-worm.
God, my truffle-worm stinks.
Not very good any more.
Hyrule city has gone to worms, everyone is a zombie!
when youre toes are really pale , ugly ,and skinny at the bottom then the tip is a big round bulb , just like a worm looks.
"WHOAA ! that girl cant wear those flip-flops. her toes are worm toes. there too ugly to be shown in public. "
When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after
Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!
When a guy takes a numbing agent so his dick doesn't get hard and fucks his girl
"Man he slimy wormed me so hard last night"