If _____ was a boy it would like other boys

When a certain thing or person acts in a gay fashion (slang: Stupid; Idiotic, Jose), this phrase can take the place of one such as "You are a gay fag."

If I said "You are a gay person," "If _____ was a boy it would like other boys," could be substituted instead. For example "If Pikachu were a boy it would like other boy Pikachus."

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what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

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WWLD (What Would Laker Do)

-Derived from the popular Christian statement of self-inquiry What Would Jesus Do (WWJD), what would Laker do refers to the thoughts and actions of acclaimed RTG researcher Matt Laker.

-Often used when trying to solve complex algebra or to speaking MBA

My secretary is out sick and I have a call to schedule, WWLD (What Would Laker Do)?

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i would love to see you dance

sex. lots of sex.

boy: i would love to see you dance

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I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

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What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

A random sentence someone said on Lovely Peaches' insta live that became a meme. Now people spam it on the insta/tiktok lives of every singer or celeb known to man

Fan: What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Lovely Peaches: Umm... I'd tell him "god bless him" and to work on vocabulary❤️

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Would you like some fries with that shake?

A blonde's first words after 4 years of collage!

Blonde: Would you like some fries with that shake?

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