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An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.
Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.
The act of sticking one’s penis inside their freezer.
Cameron: “What are you doing?”
John: “What do you mean what am I doing? I’m making a Pink Yeti for tomorrow!”
Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.
Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis
were you stick your dick in the oven or something hot
shit i gave myself a red yeti1
Heroin users that don't go out side their "Cave" unless to get more heroin, usually they appear to have just crawled out from under a rock
Last night while I was at the 7-11 I spotted a Heroin Yeti
Also known as poppers or nooks, a popper is when you put a peice of a cigarette in a yeti tube and top it with weed. You burn the weed and when you taste the tobacco you pull as hard as you can and pop everything through the tube.
Hey bro want to come to my house and hit yetis?
Extremely hairy beasts that roam the Earth under the full moon. Their main food supply is sheep, which is why their main nemesis is The sheepslayer. Yetis have lived for many thousands of generations and are often times confused in mythlore as werewolves because of their uncanny ability to change into stronger versions of themselves under the full moon. The avg. height for a full grown yeti is 6' 8" while the biggest one recorded to date was 9' 11". Yetis' teeth are viciously sharp and their claws are deadly and quick. If you do come into contact with a yeti back away slowly and then run in the opposite direction of anything made of wool.
The yetis ate half our flock last night!
I killed 2 of those yetis out back last night when they were attacking my sheep.
My cousin Mel got killed by a yeti last winter when she was wearing a wool coat out on the mountain trails.