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Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021


raewyn zen

Raewyn zen is a liar - manipulator - gaslighter - cheater who thinks every girl is into him even if he looks like a rat who belongs to a sewage. Raewyn zen is an asshole who looks like a toddler who plays roblox but flirts with thousands of girls.

"The guy I am talking to is named Raewyn Zen"
"Girl... make your decisions right"

by ___110406 January 19, 2023


Zen Apathy

The nirvana of not caring.

After everything Disney did to Star wars I reached a state of Zen Apathy.

by SeeingGreen October 17, 2023


Zen garden

A calm peaceful box of sand with a rack, and possibly some rocks. It’s calm sensation helps a lo of people with mental issues, but not only those people, it’s to everyone! It’s used a lot in ASMR, because as such, it is asmr.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.

Person A: “oh! I want a zen garden so bad!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”

by P1loxx April 17, 2022


Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".

I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!

by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021


Zen Drink

Hangover free beverages that calm your ass down and help you to focus. Normally hemp or CBD infused and alcohol free.

What a week! Could you hit me up with one Zen drink!?

Q: What I could drink instead of alcohol if I wanna try that Scandinavian Sober thing?
A: Definitely Zen drinks!

Energy drinks make me hyperactive. Give me Zen drink instead.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021


Zen Bully

someone who is toxic as hell -- while remaining convinced that they are a really good person.

It's a form of cognitive dissonance. "I'm so Zen, i couldn't possibly be mean!"

Ah yeah, Elaine's a total Zen Bully. She treats people like shit all day but thinks she's mother theresa.

by arrmon September 20, 2022