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a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth.
In my zombie plan, im going to Alaska because zombies have no body heat. They'll freeze like corpsesicles!
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a girl who likes to suck your cock so much, she would come back from the dead to do it some more.
dayam yo, that bitch is a cock zombie
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A political advertisement that continues to appear on television or radio stations days if not weeks after the election is over. This includes political signs left in people's yards for months or old political bumper stickers stating one's support for Ross Perot, Bush/Cheney, or Proposition 13 from 1982.
I wish they would stop running those zombie ads on channel 7. Don't they realize the election ended a month ago?
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Someone who knows nothing about mixed martial arts outside of the UFC. They also will believe everything Dana White tells them.
<Person 1> Did you see Gegard Mousasi tap out Jake O'Brien at DREAM.15?
<Zuffa Zombie> lolol brock lesnar would destroy them both 2v1
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During a conversation if a person seems to be zoned out drastically maybe due to non-interested topic or any other reason and he is continuously staring at the speaker without saying a single word then a person is said to be in Zombie Mode. Generally in a Zombie Mode a person is shifting his eyes to one speaker to the other without knowing what they are talking about.
Ted: I'm 32, still single, in Newyork city. Where i'm gonna find love of my life?
Marshall: You eventually find your soulmate like i did when i met Lily.
Ted: If i think about it, i got better chance to meet up with Angelina Jolie rather than finding a wife for me.
Marshall: Don't be absurd.
Ted: Barney "Quit your Zombie Mode and back me up here.
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Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex.
"Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl."
"Bummer, she was a zombie fuck, huh?"
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A team of survival enthusiasts whos mission is to make sure you are prepared for any crisis situation that might come along in your daily life which may include having your face eaten.
"Zombie Squad is a group of elite individuals, who train vigorously to thwart the approaching zombie menace."
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