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A person who gets off by hacking into networks and viewing the traffic, just because they can.
You know, these network security audits are the perfect excuse for a byte pervert to squeeze the cream from the flesh Twinkie.
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A person who speaks about sex all the time and what and how they would do it. They seem to be a pervert because their conversations revolve around sex. Someone who doesn't get it much but once they get it often and tries many positions and styles becomes very satisfied in their sex life and no longer seems to act like a pervert and speaks of it as much.
Johnnie always talks about how he wanted get deep in her, but now that Johnnie is getting deep up in her, he no longer talks about it and seems to be a satisfied pervert.
Suzie wants to have Johnnie cum all over her face and chest. She always says, "I want him to cum in my eye" Johnnie fulfilled her request and Suzie seems to be a satisfied pervert.
Bobby thinks he wants to stick in the poop chute and always talks about peoples poopers, now that Bobby gave it to someone in the pooper he doesn't talk about it as much, he seems to be a satisfied pervert.
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A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?
Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!
Someone who can’t get enough reading or writing because they are twisted and can’t stop themselves in the course of their educational addiction.
The addiction had become extreme and drove almost everything she did since she had become an undeniable hardcore word pervert.
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A person hanging out in highway rest areas for purpose of sexual pleasures. (Trucker term)
Don't pull off in that rest area there's a cornholin',poopy packin' peter puffin' pickle park pervert, turd burgalar in there.
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When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.
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That guy who stands way too close to you in Church.
dude1: "ow, something hard poked me..."
dude2: "Holy shit! It was that group of Perverted Monks"
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