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Using ones thumb and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person in order to wake them up for a specific purpose.
Similar to a goose
My girlfriend refused to wake up to go to work, so I gave her a Shelby Alarm Clock.
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It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.
This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!
I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
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Setting an alarm for an hour before you have to get up; upon waking, roll over and take your prescription stimulant of choice (Adderall, Ritalin, Concerta, Dexedrine, Vyvanse, etc.) and go back to sleep. In about an hour, you wake up naturally with a smile on your face and a spring in your step.
An incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. Especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.
Jeremy: Hey man, how'd your test go? I didn't think you'd even get up since you were getting shitfaced till 2 A.M.
Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
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I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.
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The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.
Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.
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girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.
i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.
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when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.
yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!
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