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Hot misunderstood Friendly slavic people that are so damn beautiful and talented , most of them moves to russia +theyre great at bed ,guus are good looking and hot and girls are attractive , but belarusians Are strong people who would and can pull a fight and win with no effort and have high alcohol tolerance and actuallt tolerate vodka and spirytus
Person 1 : damn he is hot
Person 2 : yes but dont mess with him i heard he is a belarusian
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A sex move in which the male pours lighter fluid into the anus of the female, lights in on fire, and promptly inserts his penis, thus lighting his dick on fire. The move can be extended by the male thereafter participating in flaming vaginal intercourse.
I tried to do a Belarusian Fireball last night, but my dick wouldn't catch.
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While making sweet, sweet love, the woman slides her hand down your back into your rear pocket and strokes your ass cheek while you finish. The next day, you wake up to find that your wallet is gone.
Tom: How was she last night?
Bob: The sex was amazing, but she pulled a Dirty Belarusian on me. I can't believe it!
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A Belarusian Breakfast is a form of sexual intimacy shared between two people. It is the act of cracking an egg on your partners stomach and letting it slide down to the vagina and or penis and licking it clean.
"Dude my girlfriend made me do a Belarusian Breakfast on her" "That's sick man"
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It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.
This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!
I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
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Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.
The Belarusian Jet Pack will make all NATO members cower in fear as Belarusian soldiers spin at Mach speed on a horizontal bar.
Someone that is a complete idiot that is unable to do anything to save themselves, and must rely on a larger more dominant person to help them. Comes from Belarus, a puppet state of Russia, and princess, a pejorative for a weak person.
"You damn Belarusian Princess, why can't you do anything right."