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When you fuck an Irish girl in the ass, bent over a bar. Then use the bar rag to clean up and squeeze the drippings into shot glasses for everyone.
That girl let me give her a Dirty Ashe at the bar last night! Shots all around!
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Shout at someone who was stranded abroad because of the volcanic ash cloud.
"Ahhhhh, John! You got ash raped"
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A bitchy, annoying, no balls, motherfucker who cries like a little bitch when he releases a Pokémon. He won't catch a single legendary Pokémon.
Guy 1: Dude try this drink!!
Guy 2: Um, no thanks...
Guy 1: Awww don't be an Ash Ketchum
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The place where hillbillies exist. In some parts, it's like The Hills Have Eyes. Where many relatives sit on their front porches, drink moonshine, and play the banjo. Full of dirty old men and women with 3 teeth. There's nothing else to do here but get knocked up.
Hey man! You wanna go to Ashe County again tonight?? Nah dude, I'm tired of sleeping with my 3rd cousin.
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In the Liturgical year, the first day of Lent. The Jewish and Christian scriptures mention prayer and repentence while fasting and being covered in ash and sackcloth; so, the Catholics started marking the beginning of Lent by putting ash on their foreheads. It's a tradition that extends back about 1,000 years. The ashes are made from the burnt palm branches used on Palm Sunday of the previous year.
Although it's not a holiday of obligation, Catholics flock to mass on Ash Wednesday to get their ashes and begin lent. Although many prayers are now used when the ashes are being administered, the old-time prayer everyone knows is:
Remember Man that you are Dust
And unto Dust you shall return.
Okay, so I went to the Gay Student Union meeting one night, and some retard told me I had dirt on my head. I told him, "It's Ash Wednesday... you're SUPPOSED to have dirt on your head, duh!" But some people just don't know what's cool.
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What happens while smoking a bowl of weed when you inhale too hard on the pipe when it is dust(finished). A common occurance among novices who try to claim that they are true stoners.
"Man I sucked ash! Gimme a drink of something quick!"
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A crazy bastard with a corny voice that stars in the kiddy cartoon pokemon.
He has the voice of Ash Katchum!
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