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Bacon

The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.

Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.

by rumpunchtweaker45 July 20, 2011

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Baconize

The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.

I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.

by Varatil April 27, 2007

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baconness

Synonym for the word "awesomeness" or "awesome"

This food is baconness!
Barney Stinson is baconness...

by Jethed January 19, 2011

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The Baconator

noun- an extremely loose, flappy vagina with several layers that resembles a limited time offer at a certain fast food joint run by "The King". It is cousin to the "Big Montana"

Candy took off her panties and showed off "The Baconator"

by Brodalayheehoo October 9, 2007

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Baconism

To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything

Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually

by Darkesy June 2, 2009

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bacon

the extra meat associated with a girls back

yo did you see cindy she that got that bacon on her back....

by biglevi May 19, 2009

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bacon

Getting Salary from work.

Devo - Mongoloid

mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
and he wore a hat
and he had a job
and he brought home the bacon
so that no one knew
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
his friends were unaware
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
nobody even cared

by inyoureface November 26, 2005

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