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rat bastard

A bastard who is characterized by devious and base intentions.

That rat bastard who ripped me off on the car deal also hits on my sister.

by Will March 18, 2003

650πŸ‘ 134πŸ‘Ž


illiterate bastard

A stupid thick cunt who is of a low intellect.

Book Distributor.."Excuse me sir, would you like this free book to read?"

Illiterate bastard.."No thanks, I can't read, I'm an illiterate bastard."

by Caldow April 17, 2007

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Selfish bastard

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.

Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!

by BoS101 July 23, 2012

23πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Cheeky Bastard

1) n. Someone who simply looks downright cheeky (see cheeky).

2) n. Someone who is very manipulative, clever, and self-centered.

This word is usually used in a joking manner rather than with a serious tone.

Can be used as a playful insult against someone who has wronged you but did no real harm. In most places it is ironically considered less offensive than using the word 'bastard' alone.

Example for definition 1:
Jackie Chan.
Although he is not necessarily manipulative and clever (most of his movies focus on his embarrassment and lack of understanding American culture) he can still be considered a cheeky bastard due to his unique facial expressions and his ongoing awkward encounters with attractive women where Chris Tucker or Owen Wilson are usually very closeby.
Jackie Chan's cheekiness is a clear result of him trying to be a quick, sly undercover cop in action-based comedies based upon stopping crimes in foreign countries (usually committed by evil greedy people who are also by definition ... cheeky).

Example for definition 2:
This describes Stewie from Family Guy to a tee:

Brian: Oh my god, where's my roast pheasant?

Stewie: Hmm. By now, I think its in my lower intestine.

Stewie: HAHAHAHAHA!

Brian: You ate it? But I told you my boss was coming here for dinner!

Stewie: Well, unless he likes pork rinds, he's going home hungry.

Stewie: HAHAHAHAHA!

Brian: You cheeky bastard!

by TheShark06 September 25, 2006

273πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


lazy bastard

Battlefield 1942 Clan known for well administered servers and little tolerance for assclowns. Also known as TLB.
Motto: "The clan that just wants to play the damn game"

I got kicked from The Lazy Bastards Server.

by Festy the Dentist April 19, 2008

88πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


commie bastard

A derogatory reference to communism, specifically to the Cold War and the (former) Soviet Union. For decades, communism was the ultimate and de-facto enemy of the United States and allies Active wars, coups, assassinations, espionage, and many other things, were fought/ordered/carried out over the perceived/real worldwide struggle between democracy and communism in the post World War 2 era (1945-1990's). The Vietnam War, Korean War, and Cuban Missile Crisis being the most notable for obvious reasons.

*This definition is especially important for those who may have no idea/not-sure why other generations in the US have such a strong anti-communism / anti-communist bias, and because recent history coverage in K-12 is poorly and/or quickly covered in US for a number of reasons.

"Yes children, the commie bastards actually put nuclear weapons and bases in Cuba with the blessing of Fidel Castro, and nearly started a nuclear war from which all your political correctness and 'safe spaces' would not have protected you."

by idiomatic4 December 18, 2018

65πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Bastard

A slang Irish term used to describe a friend/family member in jest after they have delivered a sex joke or made sexual comments about a member of the public. This is also jokingly used if a friend/family member is seen flashing his genitals (namely their cock, penis, dick etc) toward others.

The word is also used as an insult, in places such as a GAA or soccer fixture, a pub/bar or in a public place such as a street or park. It describes someone who may be acting like a wanker, a prick, a twat or sometimes a right pain in the arse.

β€œPull your trousers up PaudΓ­, ya dirty bastard!”
β€œThat referee has given us fuck-all, the dirty bastard!”

by Edward of All Men July 27, 2020

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž