School bathroom

What the normies refer to the juul room as in American public schools.

So I get the normies think this is a school bathroom, but it's really annoying to have kids piss in the juul room. It's so disrespectful.

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Bathroom Buddy

Someone who works in your building, who you only see on visits to/from the restroom. You have no idea what their name is or what their specific job entails, so exchanges are limited to non-specific pleasantries (e.g. the weather or local sports teams).

A: "Did you see that douche in the paisley shirt today?"
B: "Oh yeah. He's my bathroom buddy. Our bladders are on the same schedule".
A: "You should've heard the fart he let out standing at the urinal"

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Bathroom Graffiti

The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.

I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.

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Hot Bathroom

Similiar to the popular phrase "hot box".
To fog out a bathroom with the cannabis, (or ganja, if you will).

Patron 1:Hey guys, lets hot box the bathroom.
Patron 2:Dont you meam, 'hot bathroom'.
Patron 1:lolz

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bathroom friends

the people a girl or guy meets in the bathroom while trying to avoid the person he or she is supposed to be with at the time.

they feel sympathy if you are stuck with a boring person so they stay with you and talk in the bathroom.


bathroom friends are good.

bathroom friends boring bathroom annoying fun

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Pope in a Bathroom

A nicer, politer way to say, "Holy crap." This is based on the Pope being holy and most normal people shitting in a bathroom.

Chuck: I just killed a man.
Bruce: Okay....
Chuck: Without using a roundhouse kick.
Bruce: Pope in a bathroom!

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bathroom queen

a new york unbanite who spent half of his day servicing unsolicited COCK in the dirtiest, nastiest, stinkiest, filthiest public subway lavatory in the city.

vincent was crowned the new york city bathroom queen with his princess shakil on the side.

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