Prison Beaver

A man prisoner's goatee

Tell that jerk to shut his prison beaver

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Beaver Pelt

When your golf shot results in a huge grass divot which resembles a hairy beaver (vagina).

Michael left a nice 70's style beaver pelt on that last shot! Hefner would be proud.

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beaver scootch

when a female drags her genitalia accross an unsuspecting person's forehead. i.e. the female version of the "tea bag".

when Jim was passed-out, Ashley gave him a pants-off beaver scootch right on his forehead.

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Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.

After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.

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Beaver Whacker

The wooden panelling often seen along the side on the lower half of motor vehicles, mainly in the US.

"Cletus sure wood love a ve-hicle with a shaany noo coada paint end a beaver whacker but he cain't dun git the money to afford him it"

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gummy beaver

When a toothless person preforms oral sex on an unshaven woman, and uses their gums to enhance the experience. Specifically sliding the clitoris through ones squeezed gums.

Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.

"I'm gonna head back to Skeeter's trailer, do an 8 ball, and get a gummy beaver."

beaver dip

When a female soaks a tampon in alcohol then places it in her vagina to get drunk.

That girl's vagina must be pickled after all the beaver dips she has done.