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A moment in time were a stupid action is done or a stupid question is asked that only blonde people would do. Blonde moments happen to any one.
Example1: the teacher explains that you have to write what is on the board, and then the teacher asks "Any questions" and a student ask "what do we have to do?"
Example2: a student comes in late then asks "can i go to the bathroom?"
Example3:when you repeat something some one said in class seconds after the person said you just had a blonde moment
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a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up.
1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
...
'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ...
I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ...
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN
2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes.
3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand together behind the President no matter what he says or does. Need I say anymore?
4. I dated a girl with bleached hair in college. She's got knowledge and refinement but she is quite an airhead, an educated fool. She'd tell me, the professor of the class we were in together and practically everyone we ran into on a date her life story and all the things me and her did. What do ya know?
5.
Q: How did the dumb blonde correct a mistake on a report on her computer?
A: She used Wite-Out on the computer screen!
6. I like women of all hair colors. Not every blonde woman is a dumb blonde.
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A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blonde
plural = two blacks on blonde
See also blonde redhead
Make it a black on blonde, squire, and keep 'em coming!
A round of blacks on blonde for the table, right?
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A person with "ginger" characteristics, i.e. pale skin, freckles, etc. With the exception of red hair, these gingers are born blonde and with souls.
Also, a blonde ginger is an alcoholic beverage consisting of ginger ale and Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey.
That girl is the hottest blonde ginger I've ever seen.
This blonde ginger is the best drink ever.
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A woman who has hair that is dyed crudely or unprofessionally (From the notion that it is dyed by her own hand)
My Next door neighbor is a suicide blonde.
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1. Is used to describe a stupid girl.
2. A moment when a girl does things without thinking
and then reacts to them (or doesn't); this is
also known as a Blonde moment(s).
3. Is mostly a girl with blonde hair.
4. They don't have to have blonde hair.
Jenny: Guess what! I had a Blonde moment today!
Mike: Dumbass! What did you do?!
Jenny: Well, I was done eating and then I put the plate
in the trashcan instead of the sink!
Mike: LOL! What a Blonde!!
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A red๏ปฟ head girl with a blonde bush.
Hey, I wonder if Sam is a blonde redhead?
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