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The act of storing a large amout of cum in a bucket. then when you have your bitch over make milkshakes and make hers filled with your old crusy jizz. Then sit back and watch her enjoy some homemade brazilian milkshake.
My girlfirend really enjoys my brazilian milkshake
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Waxing your privates using duck tape giving yet another use to the modern wonder.
Dana's razor was rusty and she didn't have hot wax so she busted out the ol' duck tape for a redneck brazilian to clean up "down there" before her hot date with Mike.
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also known as a Brazilian load or weak load. A phenomenon that afflicts men where the power of their ejaculation is so weak that it cannot generate enough force to acheive escape velocity. Instead the ejaculate slowly dribbles down the side of the penis.
Due to johny's Brazilian Drip, he has never been able to truly experience the pleasure of delivering a pearl necklace.
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Find a young sexy brazilian girl (P.Banus is good hunting), strip her naked and put her on her knees on a table, with her ass up in the air. Get a nice thick slide of white bread and toast for 3/4 minutes. While the bread is toasting give the girl a good fingering, licking and rimming. when the toast is ready cut into soldiers. Pick up a soldier and dib-dab it inside her and for that extra salty flavour try around her rim.......mmm delicious!
After a hearty meal, Luke asked Tom if he fancied a dessert. Tom replied, I quite fancy a Brazilian Soldier, excellent choice replied Luke I'll have a couple too.
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When a male is having sexual relations with a pregnant lady friend, and during this carnal, love-making session the fetus of the pregnant lady friend reaches down, grabs the male's member, and begins to give him a blowjob.
Ben: How was sex last night with Jenny?
Brandon: Ah, it was just okay until I got a Brazilian Blowjob!
Ben: A Brazilian Blowjob!?! AWESOME! (AT THIS POINT BEN GIVES BRANDON A HIGH FIVE)
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a sex position when a girl sits on your lap and you spin her around on your penis.
mayne, me and my girl were doin that Brazilian Helicopter and she flew off out the window.
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When you go down to Brazil, meet a girl under a false name, then have sex with her on the beach, and right as you're about to unload you pull off your condom, plant your seed, throw sand in her eyes and run away. This will assure that she'll remember you forever.
Jenny - "Are you married?"
Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?
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