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Like Netflix and chill, but when you want to make love instead of fuck
Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?
When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.
Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie
Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch
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1) The spooky man who takes away people who say his name. 2) Rayne's homeboy.
1) Jim: "Don't say Candle Jack! He'll come take you away!"
John: "But you just said Candle Jack!"
Jim: "Uh oh.."
CJ: "Hello, boys!"
2) Rayne: "It's Candle Jack! Let's have some tea and pie!"
CJ: "Okay!"
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An expression used to exemplify greatness and superiority of oneself over those around him/her
you can't hold a candle to me you lazy bitches, go fluff your brother
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It is when you have two teams and you and your friends light roman candles and shoot them at each other till one team gives up. You can also use M-80 as grenades to throw at the opposing team or bottlerockets.
Nick just got his finger blown off in a roman candle fight just now.
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When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.
"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."
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A song from the musical RENT. The girl Mimi is asking the man Roger to light her candle. She keeps blowing it out so she can stay in his room for longer. Roger knows that Mimi is on drugs, as he recognizes the signs from when he was on drugs. Roger tells Mimi that her smile reminds him of his dead girlfriend. Mimi leaves, then comes back, saying that she dropped her drugs. Mimi bends down to look on the floor, then asks Roger if it's true that she has a nice butt. He is embarrassed, but says that she does. He then finds the drugs on the floor, but doesn't give it to her, instead putting it in is back pocket. Roger runs out of matches, but Mimi says that it's all right, as their eyes will adjust. She then asks Roger to dance, and takes the packet of drugs out of his pocket. She waves it in the air, teasing, then leaves.
Wha'd you forget?
Got a light?
I know you. You're- You're shivering!
It's nothing, they turned off my heat, and I'm just a little weak on my feet. Would you light my candle? What are you staring at?
Nothing. Your hair in the moonlight. You look familiar. Can you make it?
Just haven't eaten much today at least the room stopped spinning. Anyway... What?
Nothing. Your smile reminded me-
I always remind people of- Who is she?
She died. Her name was April.
It's out again. Sorry 'bout your friend. Would you light my candle?
Well-
Yeah?
Oh the wax, it's-
Dripping, I like it between my-
Fingers, I figured- Oh well. Good night.
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