A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them
Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe
A long and firm poo that floats. Found floating through the sewer pipes.
I lifted the drain cover and saw a number of sewer canoe’s floating by.
A Sewer Canoe is an alternative way of describing a poop
When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!
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When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.
Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.
A very versatile term typically used to describe someone who possesses an annoying/negative quality of any kind.
-Did you hear Rachel pushed that one kid down the stairs? What a "dirt canoe". Am I right?
The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.
Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!