pig caught in a prarie fire

A shot of tequila plus a few splashes of tabasco garnished with with a small piece of crispy bacon in a shot glass. Enjoy courtesy GB&TP

"Bartender, do you know how to make a a pig caught in a prarie fire? Why yes I do let me grab some bacon and make one for ya!

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Caught in a tuna net

when you go down on a girl who doesn't shave

Oh man I hooked up with Jill last night and I got caught in a tuna net!

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Caught in its own self

When something is stuck in itself, tangled or glued.

My ginger chew is caught in its own self

Oops Ya Caught Me

When caught in an argument where you are completely wrong, this phrase is meant to be the drawing line for ending the debate.

The gayer you say it, the less the other person should keep badgering you that you are wrong.

Guy A: I'm telling you there are five oceans not four.
Guy B: No there isn't! I want the biggest Oops Ya Caught Me if I'm right.
*Google provides the names of all five oceans*
Guy B: Fine... OOPS YA CAUGHT ME!
Guy A: Good. Now lets browse some porn.

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caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

cat caught yer thumb

Ref. to no chat on cell

Cat caught yer thumb or twat?

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caught with your hand in the nookie jar

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

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