Cell Job

The illegal and inappropriate gesture involving two or more toe nails, an ostrich, a celery stick and/or a cactus. Originated in Southeast Asia and commonly used On the Korean battlefield, the Cell Job remains unknown to American societies.

Person 1: "I need a cactus."
Person 2: "For what? Are you making another Cell Job?!"
Person 1: "Yeah. It's worth the jail-time."

cell belly

The cell belly is the massively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. Often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.

Jane: So, what happened to that New Year's resolution that you told me about? You said you'd be rocking a six pack this summer?
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.

Door Cell

Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.

Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."

sad cells

ghetto Winnipeg term for solatary confinement

"Free Josh out them sad cells" -grace via kalan

cell phone

A mobile communication device.

Once a status symbol for the upper class, but now a way to identify the teenage children of lower class people.

I went to the movie theater the other day and I felt like I was walking through a cell phone jungle.

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cell phone

a nice device that can cause brain damage. also if you have an MP3 player on it...arghh

she called me on my cell fone last night and then we went on AIM on our fones. then i listened to the new songs that aren't out yet...all at the same time

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cell phone

A quick connection to the world.. a common factor among the rich and the poor. the joiner of all who are busy and all who are lazy.. the one, the only, the great communicator.

My cellphone is my life.

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