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Gangsta[for]Christ

A person who took to crime, gangs, drugs, and/or violence, to find exceptance and truth, had a hopeless past and future but found the Lord Jesus, in Christian terms,(got saved), and God changed them, forgave them of their past, took their guilt and made them new, then used their experiences, gained through living this way, to help those still trapped, to be free from that way of life and find what it is that is missing, through a relationship with God.

(Can be written Gangsta4Christ.)

(An extract from the Life application bible)

"Through you i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out!. I am giving you your freedom!'.
Isaiah 49:9.

"Through you (Laura) i am saying to the prisoners of darkness, 'Come out. I(the Lord)am giving you your freedom".

A GangstaforChrist is someone who has, and will endure anything to bring light into the darkness, and bring Christ(to) the lost.

by Laura Solomon..x.Gangsta4Christ.x, England February 24, 2008

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James Christ

The Father of Zombies. James Christ is the brother of Christian symbol, Jesus Christ, who lived around the time of Christ in his childhood home of Nazareth. James was killed accidentally, and resurected by his older brother.

Sadly, Jesus had yet to perfect the skill of necromancy, and his brother returned from the grave only to continue to rot and decay.

No one likes a zombie, so James headed off into the wilderness to be alone. He raised some zombies to play with, and they have continued to create more zombies to keep company.

James Christ is often ignored by the Christian church, as he shows a sign of Jesus' weakness. He is also VERY smelly.

none available. Watch your back, James Christ reigns supreme!

by Nate Compton July 6, 2006

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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior from the Bible. He is the Redeemer, the one who suffered on the cross, died for us, and resurrected the third day to be on the Fatherโ€™s right hand. He is the creator of the earth and the heavens.

โ€œJesus Christ is the Savior.โ€

โ€œJesus Christ is the Lord.โ€

โ€œJesus Christ is the King of Kings.โ€

โ€Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.โ€

โ€Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.โ€

โ€Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.โ€

โ€Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.โ€

by Xaonus November 19, 2020

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Christ and Corona

When Jesus Christ, the King of kings, allows Ms. Corona, the present โ€œqueen of the viruses,โ€ to roam the earth in inflicting pain and suffering to seven billion-odd people, and in some cases to prematurely end the lives of hundreds of thousands of people, young and old, white or black, or rich and poor.

Although God could end the coronavirus pandemic any time, however, it looks like He decided not to get involved in any conversation or negotiation between Christ and Corona, or between Christ and Lucifer, for whatever spiritual reasons.

by MathPlus December 22, 2020

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Jesus Christ

Fakeness

Omg your eyebrows are drawn on there so Jesus Christ

by KavKevKivKovKuv July 18, 2017

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Christ in Asshole

An expression to show displessure, anger, misfortune, or frustration.

<just lost in SSBM> jesus! christ in asshole! fuck.

by Nick March 16, 2004

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Jesus Christ

A word I say when I can't find my TV remote.

"Jesus Christ, where the hell is my damn TV remote?"

by Dr. Krabs September 3, 2009

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