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"cover me"
something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts
tanya: omfg hurricane katrina status right now... "cover me"
mike: *throws a towel over her boobs*
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The act of gripping the elastic band on the back of ones underwear, preferably a nerds, and pulling straight back to maximize length. You then precede to pull the underwear upwards and loop it over the nerds head, pulling his head back in a very painful manner.
(Noun) Dude, Billy totally just gave that nerd a Brazilian covered wagon!!!
(Verb) Dude, Billy totally just Brazilian covered wagoned that nerd!
Step 2 of the process of flying.
2) cover yourself in oil
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When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.
Person 1: Shit, I didn't bring condoms.
Person 2: Don't worry. Just use an Asian seat cover.
The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"
Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.
What you doing tonight Sue?
I'm riding the covered wagon!
Ewww, T.M.I.
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To take preemptive steps to make sure that you don't get into trouble with anyone.
You had better cover your ass and get insurance for that car or else someone could sue you for everything you own.
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Borrowed from football terminology, this is the protective posture assumed by any guy who thinks he is about to get hit in the nads. The dude quickly closes his legs and shields his crotch with both hands so that he doesn't get racked.
I told him that his Mom was hot and then immediately went into the cover 2 defense.
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