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When you're in a store that doesn't allow pets, but you covertly sneak your Poodle Fefe in with you.
Store security: "What's in the bag sir ?"
Me:"Just my Covfefe" *Bag growls*
Store security: "alright have a nice day"
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Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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A clusterfuck of seven letters randomly fused together to conclude a tweet that was doomed from the moment the author tapped the "compose tweet" icon. The word originated just after midnight on May 31st, 2017, from the phone of a small-handed Oompa Loompa who was attempting to complain about how unfairly he was being treated. However, the man's small hands were still sticky from a late night pussy grabbing spree, and because women allow men to grab them by the pussy (or do anything, whatever they want) when they're stars, they became especially wet when he grabbed them. The combination of female fluids on his fingers, the orange spray paint that was slowly melting off his skin and onto his phone's screen and the famously small hands from which the tweet originated likely contributed to the word's birth.
God damn, I get the worst covfefe.
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To fuck over an entire planet because of your ego.
Trump covfefe'd earth by pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement.
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The sound which is usually made by a sub-species of humans called Frump (scientific name: 'incompetus arrogantus') when angered or feeling threatened. Known for their distinct features such as wig-like hair, orange colored skin and sphincter shaped lips, these creatures can usually be found on the golf courses of the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida. One must observe caution when approaching a Frump in their natural habitat. Several accounts of it grabbing unsuspecting females by their genitalia while confefeing when angered or during mating season have been reported throughout the Mar-a-Lago estate.
A Frump was observed covfefeing loudly and furiously while tweeting from its phone.
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A gathering, or plurality, of Covid-seeking idiots; often disguised as a protest.
There is a covfefe forming at Hunting Beach.
Used in a quote by Donald Trump on Twitter. Most people don't know what it actually means, but the real meaning is:
"In the end, We will win."
Normally a code word used by people who don't want the enemy to understand. "The Libtards may seem to be on top now, but Covfefe.