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when your girlfriend is giving you a blow job and then just before you cum you punch her in the mouth making he bleed into a glass then you cum into that glass and it looks like a strawberry cream pie
I gave my girlfriend a "strawberry creampie" last night
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When a man surprises a woman during sex by slapping her tits as hard as he can. This causes her to tighten all of her muscles including the vagina. He then proceeds to creampie into her, for maximum pleasure during an orgasm.
Oh man last night I showered Candy in a coconut creampie. Her tits are still red from where I slapped them!
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When you ejaculate into a vagina then take a shit into it
I just had an Oreo creampie
What really that’s my dream!!
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When one person spreads Whipped Philadelphia Cream Cheese on their same gender partner, and then licks it off.
Matthew Philadelphia Creampied Jonah after going to returning from the world renowned restaurant, Wedges.
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When 2 guys like to fist eachother while jerking off on each others faces
Andy: I can't wait to get Jack home for some Jandy Creampie action tonight
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a bitch wit alot of cum on her face who also enojoys licking it off and swallowing it too
Jahade:Im a slut but im not a cream pie queen
Me: yea not like Ariel Pierre-louis she is a creampie queen she takes it to the head and her mouth
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When a dude Creampies in a chick, kindly offers to get her a towel, then skips out the front door without saying Goodbye.
Girl 1"We had this amazing sex! Then he told me he was gonna get me a wipe rag. But he never came back."
Girl 2: "Sounds like a classic Irish Creampie."
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