crispy

adjective:

The equivalent of ashy, for white people. Unpleasant dry, cracked skin. Derives from Krispy Kreme.

Human 1 "Wow, I haven't moisturized in days. I'm so ashy!"

Human 2 "Wait, you're white. You're crispy."

Human 1 "Oh, ya, that's what I meant."

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crispy critter

Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.

Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.

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Crispy Papa

Anal insertion of a taquito.

"Things got a little crazy last night... My girl was microwaving some snacks, one thing led to another and before I knew it I ended up giving her a Crispy Papa!!

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crispy bangs

Crispy bangs are bangs that have so much gel on, that they go crispy.

She had the crispy bangs (...) and long blond hair. (Janeane Garofalo)

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crispy boi

A Type of Lager that or Ale that is Golden, Filtered to Clarity, Not Hoppy, and overall CRISP.

That pleb Mason thinks that he's drinking a crispy boi but it's hazy and fucked looking

They brew the best crispy boi in town.

Pilsner Urqell is the OG crispy boi

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fresh crispies

brand new all white shoes espically airforce ones

"Sheiit, Imma bust out dem fresh crispies for the dance."

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rice crispy

Any import with a exhaust that snaps, crackles, pops

Check out that gay rice crispy

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