adjective:
The equivalent of ashy, for white people. Unpleasant dry, cracked skin. Derives from Krispy Kreme.
Human 1 "Wow, I haven't moisturized in days. I'm so ashy!"
Human 2 "Wait, you're white. You're crispy."
Human 1 "Oh, ya, that's what I meant."
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Someone who has taken too much acid, mushrooms, or other hallucinogens and is now in a permanent state of being "crispy" or spaced out.
Lorien and her crispy critter friends are working on their plan to replenish the sun with hydrogen so we can all stay warm.
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"Things got a little crazy last night... My girl was microwaving some snacks, one thing led to another and before I knew it I ended up giving her a Crispy Papa!!
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Crispy bangs are bangs that have so much gel on, that they go crispy.
She had the crispy bangs (...) and long blond hair. (Janeane Garofalo)
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A Type of Lager that or Ale that is Golden, Filtered to Clarity, Not Hoppy, and overall CRISP.
That pleb Mason thinks that he's drinking a crispy boi but it's hazy and fucked looking
They brew the best crispy boi in town.
Pilsner Urqell is the OG crispy boi
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brand new all white shoes espically airforce ones
"Sheiit, Imma bust out dem fresh crispies for the dance."
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Any import with a exhaust that snaps, crackles, pops
Check out that gay rice crispy
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