russian cucumber

When a guy does diaheeria on the girls chest and then titty fucks her. Then the girl proceeds to blow the diaheeria covered dick.

Jim: I'm gonna shit on your chest, titty fuck you, and then you gonna blow me

Sasha: okay

(15minutes later)

Sasha: what was that it was amazing

Tim: that was Russian cucumber babe

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Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

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slice your cucumbers

1. to squeez ure testis in a slicin manner

"Have you ever sliced your cucumbers, Matt?"

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Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

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Sicko mode on my cucumber

To beat your meat

After my girlfriend dumped me, I had to remember how to go sicko mode on my cucumber so I wouldn’t get too lonely.

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Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

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