turtle curtain

When a females vagina is infected, and shows green "puss" or pustules, aka a diseased meat curtain

So I met this hot chick in the bar, and when I took off her pants I noticed the bitch was sporting a nasty turtle curtain

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Meat Curtains

open her meat curtains and enjoy the view

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beef curtains

a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter

hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains

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Curtain Rod

Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.

Curtain Rod: Sup Shorthorn?

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meaty curtains

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

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Cum curtain

When you have a sex session with your partner so many times and blow your load and they don't clean out. It creates a build of cum in front of testicles hanging down from dong, creating a cum curtain

Man we fucked so much I ended up with a cum curtain

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meat curtains

the lips of a coochie

she has a mean pair of meat curtains

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