When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.
I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway
Gets angry when you do one thing, but is aloud to do that exact same thing him/herself
He said I couldn't have any photos of my ex on Facebook, but its OK for him to have pics of his ex ' He's a double standard Doug '
The most hilarious motherfuckers ever to walk to planet
Everyday we're narglin' - Pooky and Doug, you know how we do.
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Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus.
“Please Doug me in the bow, I’m pure.”
When you have high expectations for something or an exciting vision in your head, and it ends up being really lame or not what you expected; Refers to the 90’s cartoon ‘Doug,’ and the day dreams he would usually have about things.
I thought the festival was going to be awesome, but when I got there it was really lame. I had a Doug Funnie vision.
Man, i wish we could be like Doug Alayna and Gianna