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Main Street in Huntington Beach, California
"We were in HB yesterday and decided to go hit up this cute shop on Main Street... I had no idea we were shopping on Brodeo Drive...it was like a parade of douchebags in raised trucks sporting Metal Mulisha stickers."
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Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.
Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes
For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.
-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."
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Driving a vehicle with no particular destination in mind all for the point of listening to the music form Glee using and ipod or CD.
a perfect Glee Drive is when you return to your origin when the last song finishes.
Jake: "he josh what are you doing?"
Josh: " not much im pretty bored actually."
Jake: "me too. OMG lets go for a Glee Drive"
Josh: " lets!! ill bring the car!"
Jake: "I'll bring the ipod"
Josh: "see you in 5"
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Shore Drive is the street in Virginia Beach that goes all the way from Norfolk and the naval bases all the way down to the tourist oceanfront. Along this road are overpriced condominiums and townhomes, along with random wooded patches that are being torn down every day. This street is zoned for the cox kids, who race down the street drunk in their SUV's at 2 in the morning.
Since 1978 about 90 people have been killed on Shore Drive
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Ninja driving is the phenomenon that occurs when you kind of know where you are, and you kind of know where you are going, but you have no idea how to get there. Then, by harnessing what can only be called "the force," you end up at the predetermined destination.
Many people have experienced ninja driving without knowing its name. Others have been trained by ninja driving masters. The concept of ninja driving can be extended to include ninja walking, ninja biking, ninja scootering, and possibly ninja public transportationing.
Say you are downtown, and you need to get somewhere in the suburbs that you have never been before. You're going off the grid system, yikes! You only have an address -- no directions. You decide to ninja-drive there. While ninja driving, you use landmarks and a trained sense of intuition and end up where you want to be. You never call for directions, you don't use the internet, and you never consult a map. You arrive at your destination.
Person: "Did you get directions off the internet?"
You: "No, I ninja-drove here."
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When a driver tends to burnout just to catch someone's attention, pulls out in front of cars, driving very risky possibly leading to someone's injury/death.
What were you doing back there? That was some asshole driving you were doing.
When you are talking to either a single person or a group of people and you happen to crack a joke; that joke leads to the drive-byheckle: a total stranger happens to walk past and puts their two-cents (usually a cheesy pun) into what you just said.
Jack: ...what if in the future, making fun of someone for their age was illegal?
(Large lady in a hat walks by)
Large lady: It should be illegal NOW! (walks away)
Joe: Drive-by heckle.