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Writing emails, posting comments, bulletins, or blogs on MySpace when inebriated. There is typically a moment of remorse the next morning.
"I'm sorry I commented you with that hardcore porn. I was drunk myspacing again. Don't tell Tom."
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Faking martial arts mastery while drunk.
That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.
This term is used to describe someone who has either planned on becomming or is so intoxicated they have to wear a diaper in fear of wetting or soiling their clothing.
Created in 2008.
Man, last night Charles was diaper drunk. He ACTUALLY pissed himself!
The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.
Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!
A state of high-level drunkness which leads to the following:
- Loss of memory
- Head injuries
- Ruined clothing
- Needing to be carried to bed
- Making out with lots of strangers and handing your number out to anyone
This level of drunk is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted with extreme caution.
"Oh hey, you out tonight?"
"Yeah, gonna get sooooo drunk!"
"Ooohh yeah?! How drunk?"
"Lucy-drunk!"
"Oh wow, be careful!"
When you are completely oblivious to anything occurring while you are walking, running, or just plain moving as you create mayhem for other people without realizing it because you think the whole world revolves around you and you don't have to be careful for anything.
Stephanie the typical teenage girl was drunk on life when she walked over an old lady and walked into oncoming traffic as she was texting creating a huge accident.
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When A snow day comes around and you want a little spark to sledding. Best when sledding 10 minutes after gulping down 10 shots of your favorite liquor. You wont feel a thing.
Yo, Were snowed in, lets get some Absolut and go drunk sledding!
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