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A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell
Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”
A small school in Fort Collins full of ass-holes because they have no friends
Hey, did you know Im from Colorado Early Colleges?
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers
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one who participates in fall activities/culture before the season begins.
I consider myself to be an early fall girly because I indulge in pumpkin spice lattes in August.
a ticket to board a 500 hour lecture with your teacher.a pass to hell. a ticket to die.
me packs up without being told
teacher: i never told you to pack up did i? why are you packing up early we still have 34.45335 seconds until the bell???
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Early Relationship Chicken - a phase in every early relationship where you don't say no to anything because you want to seem interesting, adventurous, and open-minded.
Robin and Kevin play "Early Relationship Chicken" until they admit they don't like it.
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The act of unleashing the demon from Taco Bell out of you anus and filling the toilet to the brim with poop without flushing and leaving it for the next unwilling victim
“hey Joe Christmas came early in the bathroom!”
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