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Braun Educational Center

A disgrace to the word "school", the WORST school I've ever been to, a prison for kids with "special-needs", and a living HELL.

1.The teachers, principals, etc. abuse the power they have over the kids.

2. The chefs were changed to kids, who have no real training in the Culinary Arts, (the REAL chefs did that to poison our food, made a lot of us sick, and made the kid chefs look stupid).

3. teachers threatened to give us tickets or put us in the Crisis Room, cuz of their lies and so-called "proof".

4. they had cops walking around there to make it "more safe".

5. liars to us, our parents, superintendents, etc.

6. committed crimes against the students, and said they're just doing "their job".

7. many kids went to juvie, or had to do Community Service for stupid-ass shit they didn't do. (But Braun has "proof" they did it).

8. a school that NEEDS to be shutdown cuz it's so bad.

Braun Educational Center:
WORST. School. EVER.

by pimpmaster25 July 14, 2008

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real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 4, 2018


Educational Among Us

Educational Among Us is a common school practice (Mainly Used by Teachers) to make your students with no fucking knowledge hyped for a game they always play. It is used a lot nowadays, The Game Or if you even consider it a "Game" Will either include a paper worksheet or if you're in online school they will give you a shitty web game quiz to who's the impostor. The reason why this is shitty is that some websites profit off the game or just steal its contents from the main game, It is not fun you know why? You answer some fucking school-related questions. Schools mainly need to stop this because this is just making the game much worse. We didn't ask for this shit? Some of the web games are just one of those stolen Virtual Escape Games But coded differently (Some Are Made by Other Creators without stealing the assets from the steam game) Overall if you're a teacher and if you make your students hyped up for these games, Just stop You're not fucking funny or fun at all. You're literally just making the game again an online torture chamber, Just like school.

Teacher: We're about to play Among Us Students so get ready!
Student 1: Oh god not again why these shitty virtual escape games man!
Student 2: I am not even hyped up for this shitty Educational Among Us Game.

by Cheese Stick Lord. March 19, 2021


British Education System

A spiffing joke.

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*

by EnglishFag June 11, 2016


Tollbooth on the highway of education

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.

Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.

by Carl Willis May 22, 2004

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Higher Education Act

A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.

I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.

by Booblover October 26, 2003

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Institute for Collaborative Education

ICE is as shitty as schools get.

All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.

The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.

Person: What school do you go to?

Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education

Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.

Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?

Person: No I think it was Dylan something.

Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.

Person: Oh

by AkwrdQuesadilla July 13, 2019

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