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A phrase used when one cannot find the true objective in a mindfuck picture that is meant to make you shit bricks. Not to be confused with the true meaning of the picture, as the picture is never going to be literally missing a finger because that wont make anyone shit bricks.
John: I cant find it! whats with this picture
Jim: Oh! crap! its missing a finger!
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A text typo that is a direct result of too much wine. Most often seen among Cougar texts.
"Fan f'ing tastic becomes Fan f'ing tasting"
Whoa check out Angie's wine fingers!
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A condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages.
18:14 Uncle: Final fix
18:14 Uncle: Get this
18:14 Uncle: Gun addons
18:14 Uncle: More ammo
18:14 Uncle: Lower dmg
18:14 Uncle: High dmg
18:14 Uncle: Lower ammo
18:14 Uncle: But
18:14 Uncle: Make it
18:14 Uncle: like this
18:15 Uncle: You can have
18:15 Uncle: dmg and reload speed.
18:15 Uncle: Or faster fire rate
18:15 Uncle: And more ammo
18:15 Crytical: That finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you're even talking about.
Posting voluminous amounts of the music of The Bangles to a person's Facebook wall in a bombardment like manner, similar to a Steamy Collins. Songs typically should include "Walking Down Your Street" or "In Your Room", among others. Similar to a Steamy Collins.
Damn son, you got finger-bangled!
Becoming fresh with a woman inappropriately ,
But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
There will be no patty fingers on the first date with my daughter ... is that clear , Young Man?
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door
Someone who acts big and bad on twitter but a complete Pussy in real life.
Bree–“ I was all cool with her until she had to go roll her twitter fingers and started talking shit.”
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When you finger a girl who simultaneously has a yeast infection as well as being on her period
Friend 1: Hey Johnson you'll never guess what I got upto last night..
Friend 2: What Farhan?
Friend 1: I earned my trifle fingers badge!
Friend 2: Awesome bro, I got mine last week with your mother!
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