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A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.
Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.
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A sexual act whereby a female defecates upon a glass coffee table, and precedes to squash the faeces with her buttocks, while her partner views from underneath said table.
Man this chick did the sweetest coke float I ever did see last night, going to need some serious cilit bang to clear that shit up.
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It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!
What Georgie says a million times to his stuttering brotha Bill Denborough in the new IT movie.
Georgie: You'll float too, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!, YOU'LL FLOAT TOOOOO!
Bill: Looks anxiously about to shit his pants
Clown gonna get yo ass bithc
It is a phrase used in the TV show "The 100" to go kill yourself. Because in the show, they go float people into space to kill them"
You have just broken the law, so we are going to have to float you. Go float yourself so we don't have to
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The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.
That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...
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The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!
I have the floating rock mentality!
Dude just fuck it F.R.M.
The F.R.M. Is the way to live
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