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When a man goes to his girlfriend's place of residence, traditionally flowers are brought. Vice versa, when women visit men at home, man flowers are what men love to recieve. Man flowers are a 6-pack of beer, or some form of alcohol
"Hey hun i brought you some man flowers!"
"What kind? Forget-me-shots?"
"No! I brought Mangaleias!"
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1. Giving a Girl an Orgasm
2. A Girl Orgasming
3. A Pussy Exploding of Cum
Dude 1: Yo Man, I Gave My Girlfriend The "Flower Bomb"
Dude 2: Oh Good Job Bro
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1. A little girl who carries flowers at a wedding.
2. A girl who regularly inhales marijuana.
1. The flower girl carried flowers at the wedding.
2. Yeah, Lauren's a flower girl.
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"Damn homie, lets go do some Power Flower."
"Hell Yea!"
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weed, marijuana
first coined by rapper E-40 in 2002
he thought he was buying leprechaun flowers, but later decided it must have been oregano
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Flowers given to a woman by her husband or boyfriend to make up for something that he is guilty of, but she doesn't know about. Usually, guilt flowers are given by the man without any apparant reason and as such are accompanied by a card that says something like "Just because". When actually, the pang of guilt after he cheated on his partner, or when he chose not to tell her about the visit to the strip club with the guys, or whatever sin he committed, overcame him and he felt he had to make it up to her, while not having to confess to anything.
Sam: I met this hot woman on the elevator at work this morning. Something came over me and the next thing I knew I'm asking her for her number. Jennifer will never know about it, but still, I feel bad I did it.
Jason: No worries, dude. Just pick up some guilt flowers on the way home tonight. It's like being forgiven without having to confess.
Sam: No way, won't she be suspicious?
Jason: Are you kidding? Women go crazy over flowers. By the time the flowers are dead and the spell wears off, it'll all be history. Trust me. Works every time.
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When having anal sex immediately withdraw and insert the fist. When maximum depth is acheived break fist open, or, like a flower, blossum. So go from clinched fist to open palm fingers spread.
To make things interesting I gave her what every girl loves, a brown flower.
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