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When a man smacks his dick as to bruise it and therefore increase it's blood flow
Sean: Man I don't think I'm big enough for my girl Betty.
Spencer: Don't worry man,just give it the ol' LA Fluffer. Works every time.
When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.
I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.
A nurse who prepares someone for a colonoscopy like a fluffer get guy on a porn set.
My sister Kim is a Nurse Butt Fluffer nurse because she gets them ready for anal like they do on porn sets.
A dude so gay that he can only nut by fluffing another dude
My husband is such a fluffer nutter
A person of the male species named John who nuts on girls pillows and gives it to her to sleep on because he thinks it’s funny.
John’s weird, no no, he’s a fluffer nutter
When you shit and jizz under someone’s mattress topper and then put the mattress topper back and wait for them to realize that they fell asleep in shit.
“Yea I left her place at 10 but before I left I left a fluffer nutter on her bed.”
A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused
My coworker is a real spider fluffer