Bum fluff

The weird hair that teenage boys have above their top lip around the time of puberty. Like a first moustache

"Ew, he's gross, he has bum fluff on his lips"

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crizzle fluffs

instead of cursing around adults against cursing and small children (cuz the adults get mad @ u n the kids just start copying whatever u so so u also get in trouble...)

You just broke your arm: CRIZZLE FLUFFS!!!! THAT REALLT CIZZILLING HURTS!!!!!

My BF just broke up with me and this whole time he's been crizzle fluffin my friends!!!!!!

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Marshmallow Fluff

A performative fart enhanced with the application of shaving foam

If you eat too many soap beans you’re going to have a whole lot of marshmallow fluff

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fluff the blanket

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.

Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."

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firebird fluff

a mullet that is sported by camaro and firebird owners

Oh my god, I can't believe that guy in that IROC-Z has a firebird fluff.

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What the fluff

A viral Instagram challenge which people hold a blanket in front of them and “disappear” (run away) as they drop it in front of an animal such as a dog, cat, turtle, rabbit etc.

John: I did the “What The Fluff” challenge with my cat and he ignored me.
Suzy: Im sorry not even your cat loves you.

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shit fluff

a shit that robbed a few arse hairs on the way out

i had such a shit that it tore hair off my ringprint on the way out, its a shit fluff

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