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To be ready. Good to go. Ready to go
Hey man I am ready to go to the club. Let’s go. Are you guns up?
Engineer: The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun.
When you take water gun and fill it up with piss instead. Good for shattering the will and innocence of young children.
"Those little bastards across the street kept kicking their damn ball on to my lawn, so I got out the ol' Super Soaker piss gun and doused em'. Damn kids."
*actual story told to me by my Grandfather, God rest his gentle soul
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The Ghost Gun(c) is a state-of-the-art firearm wich is chambered in 30 cal, invisible to metal-detectors and uses the revolutionary magazine clip. It has a fire-rate of 3600 rounds per minute and is found exclusively in California. It was unveiled to the public by gun-enthusiast and California State Senator Kevin de Leon in Jan-13 2014. Despite the widespread demand for the new super-gun following the unveiling, the manufacturer's name and further details remain a mystery.
"This is a Ghost Gun(c). This right here has ability with a .30-caliber magazine clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second" -California State Senator Kevin de Leon.
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Usually someone from New York City, California, Massachusetts or a gated community that believes you should call the police when being assaulted or burglarized. They ignore that the police have no obligation to answer your call, will likely just drive by and even if they do it could be too late. Also police with the best of intentions could be an hour in many locations. Any the perpetrators will likely be back since your home/business is a safe target and had zero protection. Many of the new moderate gun grabbers actually claim only handguns are the problem. These politicians say they will not take long guns, being shotguns and rifles used by sportsmen. This ignorant response does not recognize that many people like to sport with handguns and most sportsmen own handguns as well. Worse of all it ignores most handguns are owned by law abiding citizens protecting themselves as guaranteed by the second amendment of the Constitution. Banning handguns would eventually lead to hacksaw sells going up. The dumbest of criminals could make a handgun from Rifle or shotgun in about 5 minutes.
Chris Matthews on MSNBC often goes off on people living in the South, Western States and Mid-West. He stated that for some crazy reason they think they need a gun. He said Rudy Giuliani and the people of New York City get it, people should not have guns. Him and Rudy are a couple of gun grabbers.
People were doing four home invasions a week in my town of 20,000 for a couple of month. The police were useless. Then someone shot a guy kicking in their front door. No more home invasions. That's a good enough argument for me against gun grabbers.
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A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.
My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.
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