The act of consuming cheesy nachos off of the hairy chest of your partner.
"You know what sounds good, Scott? Mexican food."
"Can I interest you in some Hairy Nachos?"
"No thanks Scott, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Also, please put your shirt back on."
When a woman has a ton of hair on her pubice and has one of those meaty/flowery looking vaginas that resemble the looks of a cross between a burger from one of them shady burger joints outside of Philly and a mentally handicapped Japanese Fly-Trap without the teeth. It has the meat hanging outside the bun and juices running all over the place.
Dude, totally went down on her and I had to withdrawal. She had a hairy fotchburger. Shit b whack yo.
Another name for someone’s ass hole.
She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.
The feeling that is created on the roof of your mouth after eating foods that burn the skin in your mouth because they are too hot. The burned skin hangs from the top of your mouth with a hair like feeling In your mouth.
Jim had hairy mouth for days after eating steaming hot pizza.
Verb: to drag the rear side of the scrotum and testicles across ones face starting at the chin moving upward until reaching he forehead
"She was so pleased with my performance, she insisted I give her a Hairy Douglas as a touchdown dance.
the space on a shaved pussy that is just outside the pussy lips and inside the pussy fat and is left with two small hairy fuckin strips one on each side , best described as the gutters .
When you go down on a chick ready for some nice clean pussy, you get her Panties off and shit looks good . All you can see is a completely bald cunt !!! you put her legs up on your shoulders as you lay down to eat some mother fuckin pussy. as you rub it you part the lips and its all fucked up by the hairy gutters this chick was to lazy to shave .
that bitch was so lazy she had hairy gutters on that pussy, wasn't sure weather to laugh or solute it!
Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.
Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?
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